With a crowbar.
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
He was hit by a truck.
He thought they were a delivery service
a crowbar!
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
A crowbar.
It takes longer to pick up
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.