Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.