Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.