Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.