Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.