Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.