Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.