What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not