How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.