How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.