How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.