What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.