A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
One had to P.
No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
To show the opossum it could be done.
Out of the way !
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A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...
A. Their criminal record
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.