What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil