What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.