What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.