How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.