How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.