How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.