How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.