Their stuff is always cut.
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Untie the rope...
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
An emo-g
So he could wake up inside.
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
She was emo.
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
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Trick question, it cuts itself.
Cliffhanger.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
Stick? BARK!
To get in his nest.
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
Because he was stuffed!
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Relief
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Slit the writ of habeas corpus.
It slit.
A good start
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
It was happy hour.
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
