Their stuff is always cut.
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Untie the rope...
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
An emo-g
So he could wake up inside.
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
She was emo.
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
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Trick question, it cuts itself.
Cliffhanger.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
methamphibians.
Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
Lemonworth
Lemon-aid.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
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It just ran out of juice.
A: Because 36 would be too many.
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
Show your work.
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
