Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g