Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...