Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.