What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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G Jokes More G Jokes

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.