What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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G Jokes More G Jokes

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.