Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

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Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!