Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Terrible Movie Jokes More Terrible Movie Jokes

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y