Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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Who is saved?

America

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.