Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.