Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

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Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!