A crip
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
An emo-g
Cause all their pants are half-off
Suge Knight Shyamalan.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
He got eballa
Glock-amole
He said : "Nah amine"
Someone dropped a dime on him.
Gmail
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
On the Yeast Side.
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
Twelve, you got a problem with that
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
Because her pee is silent.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
The same middle name.
Let's hang.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
He didn't know enough about inequalities
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.
Pop-cycle
A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..
3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!