Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.