Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist