Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist