Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.