Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.