What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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King Jokes More King Jokes

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.