What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.