What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.