Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!