Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.