Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits