What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"