What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.