What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.