What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.