What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything