What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey