What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic