What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!