What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW