Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"