Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.