Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)