Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.