When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?