When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

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Pig-up trucks!

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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A lot of different reasons.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!