When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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He was turning things over in his mind.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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A Christler

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The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Edam...

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Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?