When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies