When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Who's driving?

Immigration.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.