When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .