Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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School Shooter Jokes More School Shooter Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.