Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.