She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
A dead centipede.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
She was having contractions.
The incredible Sulk.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Ann-onymous !
Cotton balls
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
