Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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His hand caught fire.

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Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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Cotton balls

Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!