She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
He caught on fire.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Ann-onymous !
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Cotton balls
