What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here