What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Don't worry, I pull out.

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Because they have no attachments.

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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He was too far out maaaaan.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here