What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)