What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here

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Namaste