What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Nah-imma-stay"

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Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.