Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks