Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks