What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.