Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!