What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.