What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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They can't stop licking their paws.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus