What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet