What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !