We don't need an asteroid...
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Philip Hoffman's belt.
It needed to get it's fill o' mint.
Surely they should be called asteroids? :
Because they take a steroid.
Because they can lie about their age!
A Lickalottapus