What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha