What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha