What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.