Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.