Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.