Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.