Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.