What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.