What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."