What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.