The rasit!
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Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The human one.
Owens can finish a race.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Racist
Because they cant finish a race.
They have a sad history of not finishing off races.
Head to head race
Races 'em.
He activated his bo... LOL
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He was running on fumes.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
They peng-win
The track is alright."
Because he ran ahead.
It had a short circuit.
He was just a little beet.
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
They have the worst track record for finishing a race.
Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The Finnish line.
A cab.
A Cheetah.
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
He knew a short cut.
Neightiri.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because nothing is faster then Liecht!
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Because he couldn't race anymore!
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
A racing club
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
we're walking four abreast."
Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
He's just Biden his time.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Society.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
Because they're already Finnish before the race even began
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
More than a Holocaust
A **decaf**alon
E B White
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
It runs against Hillary.
He couldn't get a head.
Because mites make rights, not lefts.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
An arms race.
They we're tied!
On your Marx, get set, go!"
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
An all day run
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
I don't see color I see race
Ready steady glow !
He didn't know he had it in him.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
Because it is using steroids.
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
In a cacti!
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Red, because it runs the most.
It ended in a tie.
He took a short cut.
It ran out of juice.
Because there's always a cheetah
Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Roflmao
The soviet Onion
One less drunken Irishman
A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
Legolas
I herd that!"
Arak of lamb
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
They want to look like their mothers.
He just wants her to be down to Mars
