What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)