What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.