B/c it's painful and not required
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Groomer has it
Pier pressure
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
