Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required