Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.