What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.