What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.