What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Orlando Jokes More Orlando Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Pulse Jokes More Pulse Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.