Pulse Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"