Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
Trying to read the road signs!!!
They suspected it of fowl play.
He was caught red handed.
Pair of medics.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Officer on doody.
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.