Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
They were selling quack in the park.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Because it wasn't feline well
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
It's Raining Men"
Lentil next time.