Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Udder destruction.
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.
Because he was coffin...
I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.