Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.