Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.