Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.