It was a sting operation.
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An undercover cop.
Pig in a blanket.
A pig in a blanket.
Because he was an undercover cop
So he could protect and serve.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
A policeman doing his duty!
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Because of his ground thyme.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
Sting operation, of course!
Cheque, mate!
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A "no one will ever believe me".
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
