Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.