Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
To stop getting confused as feminists
They're sensitive to everything
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
A fair cop !
Theyre both dead and black.
They both like to pork.
