What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Common Jokes More Common Jokes

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.