What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.