What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside