What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.