What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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Nobody likes the black ones.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside