Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
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Stopping it with a shovel.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Stopping it with a shovel
stopping it with a shovel
Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside
Because why emcee, eh
A nun with a javelin through her head.
A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
Girl: Your feet.
Urine angel.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
He never saw it coming.
With his ribs
A chauffeur.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
THESE are the brakes!
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.