Swinge Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!