Swinge Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.