Joey Jokes

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

Joey Tribbiani Jokes More Joey Tribbiani Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.