Joey Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Joey Tribbiani Jokes More Joey Tribbiani Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

Good Driver Jokes More Good Driver Jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst