Good Driver Jokes

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.