Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.