It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
A Stick.
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
Friend: "Motivational."
Second Caribou: A maybee.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
Because they know all the short cuts.
