How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.