How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Top Gear,

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They were both on top gear.

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My hand.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.