How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade